Funny Movie Shirts

Have you ever been McLovin and someone walks in? That’s cuz you forgot to put the sign on your door “Do Not Disturb, I Am McLovin!”

If you have many leather bound books and your apartment smells of rich mahogany, you might be kind of a big deal and you should tell everyone what a big deal you are with this Anchorman shirt!

The Cobra Kai is out to take Daniel Son down with any dirty trick they can, including Sweep the Leg. Their motto is “Strike First, Strike Hard, Show No Mercy”. Don’t they know Daniel Son has been trained by Mr. Miyagi and that good always wins over evil?

I loved the movie Jaws but it never scared me out of the water. Fortunately, I grew up in New Jersey so the trash and pollution was enough to keep me out of the water!

Mention the Goonies to a group of friends and guaranteed at least one of them will yell “Hey You Guys!” in their best retarded voice. Can you eat a Snickers bar without thinkin of Sloth? As an 80s child, I love the Goonies and I’ve had the fortune of meeting Corey Feldman in person. I met him in New York at the 30th Anniversary Concert of another 80s icon you may have heard of: Michael Jackson.

Poor Gizmo is terrified of water. He knows just a drip will turn him from a cute cuddly little pet into a nasty murderous Gremlin.

When there’s somethin strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters! Poor Slimer gets no respect. I heard that they’re coming out with a new Ghostbusters movie and Bill Murray actually signed on. Please let it be true!

Emerald City Hot Air Balloon Rides: where we always leave without you! But no fear.. You can get home simply by clicking your heels together three times and repeating “There’s no place like home!”

E.T. Phone Home! Who doesn’t love E.T.? This is a great retro shirt, especially if you’re an 80s child.

Wow when you think about it, Dodgeball really is a sport of violence, exclusion, & degradation. But it’s fun! Personally, I think Wall Ball (aka Suicide) is much more a sport of voilence, exlusion, & degradation. A Dodgeball doesn’t hurt but a tennis ball at about 100mph hurts like hell. When I was in grade school they banned Wall Ball from the playground because so many kids ran into the wall so hard trying to avoid getting hit that they slammed their heads against the wall and got concusions. Now that’s voilence & degradation!