Funny Movie Shirts

I loved the movie Jaws but it never scared me out of the water. Fortunately, I grew up in New Jersey so the trash and pollution was enough to keep me out of the water!

Cookies? That’s about all it would take to get me to come to the dark side! Just call me Darth Cookie.

I’m sorry all you Greek men out there who fancy yourself as Gods, but John Travolta was not singing about you in Grease. He was singing about his car. Sorry to break it to you, Zeus.

If Luke Skywalker thought Han Solo’s Millenium Falcon was a piece of junk, what would he think of the Aluminum Falcon? Or maybe an Aluminum version would be even lighter and faster! Has Han Solo commissioned a new “fastest star ship in the Galaxy”? Hmmm..