The Cobra Kai is out to take Daniel Son down with any dirty trick they can, including Sweep the Leg. Their motto is “Strike First, Strike Hard, Show No Mercy”. Don’t they know Daniel Son has been trained by Mr. Miyagi and that good always wins over evil?
Mention the Goonies to a group of friends and guaranteed at least one of them will yell “Hey You Guys!” in their best retarded voice. Can you eat a Snickers bar without thinkin of Sloth? As an 80s child, I love the Goonies and I’ve had the fortune of meeting Corey Feldman in person. I met him in New York at the 30th Anniversary Concert of another 80s icon you may have heard of: Michael Jackson.
Poor Gizmo is terrified of water. He knows just a drip will turn him from a cute cuddly little pet into a nasty murderous Gremlin.
When there’s somethin strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters! Poor Slimer gets no respect. I heard that they’re coming out with a new Ghostbusters movie and Bill Murray actually signed on. Please let it be true!
E.T. Phone Home! Who doesn’t love E.T.? This is a great retro shirt, especially if you’re an 80s child.
Would you be brave enough to be a Camp Crystal Lake Counselor with Jason Vorhees lurking around? What would you do if you woke up in your cabin to a man with a hockey mask and machete standing over?
Gigawatts?? A Delorean can’t pass through time with mere Gigawatts. You need JIGGAwatts! Whoever designed this shirt should be slapped. It’s pretty though! Most people probably wouldn’t notice and if they did, well it would be a good laugh 
I’m not sure if this is a tribute to Barack Obama or an insult. Are they insinuating he’s part of the evil empire? A Sith disguised as a Jedi? Some people believe he may be the Antichrist described in the Bible; aka a very popular and loved leader who bring peace to the Middle East before destroying the world. Could it be? What do you think?
It took me a while to figure this one out but maybe I’m just slow. I thought the guy in front was some sort of Braveheart reference. But then it hit me. He’s a Scott (as in Scottish man). Great Scott!! If I was living in a past time and a Delorean come through a time warp, I’m pretty sure seeing a Scottish guy in a kilt step out of it would be scarier and more confusing than seeing Michael J. Fox in a big yellow space suit get out of it.
If you’re a fan of Barack Obama, this shirt is a hilarious way to show your support and get people’s attention. If you think about it, Barack’s very controlled thought out speaking manner does sound almost robotic. Maybe Barack Obama really is a cybernetic organism and he was sent here by the machines from the future to destroy humanity by taking over the White House and gaining access to the nuclear button to start the nuclear war. Dun dun dun!!!!
