Noone can be as cool as The Dude, but you can at least pretend with this Big Lebowski bowling shirt. If you have a friend name Donny, you should wear this shirt around him at all times and never stop screaming at him to “Shut the Fuck Up!”
If you’re white and nerdy and hate being stuck in traffic, this shirt is perfect for you. The question is, are you as gangsta as Michael Bolton?
Help Tommy save his father’s auto parts plant by advertising the business with this shirt. Their products don’t have a gaurantee but that’s because they’re quality. The other guys only put gaurantees on the box to make you feel all warm and toasty. For all you know, though, the Gaurantee Fairy could be a crazy glue sniffer, building model airplanes, and the next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser and your daughter’s knocked up. So if you want a gauranteed piece of shit, go with the other guy, but if you want quality, go with Callahan Auto Parts.
This shirt reminds me of my college days. My roommate and I watched Tommy Boy with our dorm neighbor who was a frat boy pothead who wanted to hang out ALL the time and ever since we watched the movie, he’d come over and knock on our door every day wanting us to go get “Wingies” with him. We would never answer the door because he was so annoying and he’d stand out in the hallway and yell through the door “Come on guys, open up. Let’s go get Wingies! Tommy Want Wingey!”. He’d even get down on the floor and look underneath the door and go “I know you’re in there. I see your feet!”
A funny look into what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would look like as adults. Instead of the colored headbands to tell which is Leonardo, Raphael, Michaelangelo, or Donatello, you have colored ties. Leonardo, as the cool headed leader, is calmly reading the newspaper. Raphael, as the anti-social bad-boy is angrily yelling into his cell phone. The easy going and free-spirited Mikey is eatin a pizza as usual. The peace-loving technogeek Donatello is enjoyin the latest technology as he works on his laptop and listens to music.
