Funny Movie Shirts

It took me a while to figure this one out but maybe I’m just slow. I thought the guy in front was some sort of Braveheart reference. But then it hit me. He’s a Scott (as in Scottish man). Great Scott!! If I was living in a past time and a Delorean come through a time warp, I’m pretty sure seeing a Scottish guy in a kilt step out of it would be scarier and more confusing than seeing Michael J. Fox in a big yellow space suit get out of it.

If Luke Skywalker thought Han Solo’s Millenium Falcon was a piece of junk, what would he think of the Aluminum Falcon? Or maybe an Aluminum version would be even lighter and faster! Has Han Solo commissioned a new “fastest star ship in the Galaxy”? Hmmm..

Here’s another shirt featuring Frank the Tank from Old School. This one isn’t as obvious as the others as it just uses an image of a tank rather than a picture of Will Ferrel.

This is probably the dumbest shirt ever, which is appropriate since it’s based on the dumbest movie ever. This movie was so over the top ridiculously dumb, my friends and I had a themed party for it to laugh at it and make fun of it. We watched the movie, did jello shots with gummy worms in them, and then played snake pong (beer pong with the cups in the shape of a snake). We also had the house decorated in snakes and had fake rubber snakes everywhere. Unfortunately, I don’t know if we’ll ever have another party like that because I can’t imagine any movie being more ridiculously retarted.

If you’re a fan of Barack Obama, this shirt is a hilarious way to show your support and get people’s attention. If you think about it, Barack’s very controlled thought out speaking manner does sound almost robotic. Maybe Barack Obama really is a cybernetic organism and he was sent here by the machines from the future to destroy humanity by taking over the White House and gaining access to the nuclear button to start the nuclear war. Dun dun dun!!!!

Help Tommy save his father’s auto parts plant by advertising the business with this shirt. Their products don’t have a gaurantee but that’s because they’re quality. The other guys only put gaurantees on the box to make you feel all warm and toasty. For all you know, though, the Gaurantee Fairy could be a crazy glue sniffer, building model airplanes, and the next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser and your daughter’s knocked up. So if you want a gauranteed piece of shit, go with the other guy, but if you want quality, go with Callahan Auto Parts.

Do you get denied access to places until you do the Truffle Shuffle? If you can determine the flavor of ice cream merely by smelling it from a distance, this might be the shirt for you. Even if you’re not chunky, this shirt brings back some nostalgic memories. Who doesn’t love the Goonies?

This shirt reminds me of my college days. My roommate and I watched Tommy Boy with our dorm neighbor who was a frat boy pothead who wanted to hang out ALL the time and ever since we watched the movie, he’d come over and knock on our door every day wanting us to go get “Wingies” with him. We would never answer the door because he was so annoying and he’d stand out in the hallway and yell through the door “Come on guys, open up. Let’s go get Wingies! Tommy Want Wingey!”. He’d even get down on the floor and look underneath the door and go “I know you’re in there. I see your feet!”

This is a girl’s t-shirt featuring the adorable Gizmo from the Gremlins. Girls love Gizmo because he’s so “cute”. But Gizmo is a Mogwai, which in Cantonese means “Evil Spirit”. Feed him after midnight or pour a little water on him and he’ll turn into a devilish, murderous Gremlin.

Paul Thomas Anderson’s Oscar winning There Will Be Blood produced one of the greatest catch phrases ever. Anyone who sees this shirt will be tempted to repeat Daniel Day Lewis’s hilarious delivery of “I Drink Your Milkshake!”