Funny Movie Shirts

Help Tommy save his father’s auto parts plant by advertising the business with this shirt. Their products don’t have a gaurantee but that’s because they’re quality. The other guys only put gaurantees on the box to make you feel all warm and toasty. For all you know, though, the Gaurantee Fairy could be a crazy glue sniffer, building model airplanes, and the next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser and your daughter’s knocked up. So if you want a gauranteed piece of shit, go with the other guy, but if you want quality, go with Callahan Auto Parts.

This shirt reminds me of my college days. My roommate and I watched Tommy Boy with our dorm neighbor who was a frat boy pothead who wanted to hang out ALL the time and ever since we watched the movie, he’d come over and knock on our door every day wanting us to go get “Wingies” with him. We would never answer the door because he was so annoying and he’d stand out in the hallway and yell through the door “Come on guys, open up. Let’s go get Wingies! Tommy Want Wingey!”. He’d even get down on the floor and look underneath the door and go “I know you’re in there. I see your feet!”