Tommy Boy - Callahan Auto Parts
Help Tommy save his father’s auto parts plant by advertising the business with this shirt. Their products don’t have a gaurantee but that’s because they’re quality. The other guys only put gaurantees on the box to make you feel all warm and toasty. For all you know, though, the Gaurantee Fairy could be a crazy glue sniffer, building model airplanes, and the next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser and your daughter’s knocked up. So if you want a gauranteed piece of shit, go with the other guy, but if you want quality, go with Callahan Auto Parts.
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